danisontnonfire:

How often do it be like that

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

A Therapist

OR

Some Stupid Plant That You Smoke

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

that-catholic-shinobi:

wonderbound:

there’s something about the sight of steps leading down into the water. it feels like the ocean telling me to come home

That means you’re a selkie love

Mermaids, sirens, and selkies only reblog. Land lubbers GTFO

emmablowguns:

Mall goth energy

weepingbird:

crabmandible:

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

mixedican:

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence

“toby maguire spiderman movies sucked” theyre not for YOU!! theyre for ME AGED APPROXIMATELY 8

45 year old dum fuck: the story is just lacking in emotional denisty bskfksik bajl lakgl isls

6 year old me see spierman do flip:

nirvanah:

My dad gave me a USB drive with hundreds of pictures he has taken since the 70′s. This picture of the Snuggle bear playing UNO is undoubtedly the best picture he has ever taken.

lumnch:

lumnch:

lumnch:

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

In honor of this post reaching 100,000 notes my nips are now banned from Tumblr

This is what they saw, all that time ago, like a cat before a storm

vinebox:

cactusrabbit:

entonnoir:

mervley:

weirdest thing about videogames is finding new clothing/armor for your character on dead NPCs
like “its such a shame greg died but thank god his pants are just my size”

It’s such a shame this spider died. Good thing he was carrying pants, a helmet, and a sword.

“This wolf had five dollars!”